Recent Quotes from my four year old son.

1. As an excuse to get out of bed and harass his older (9 year old) sister. With indignant expression on his face, standing in hallway, arms in the air,

"Your freaking boots are in my room, again!"

2. Apparently, an indicator that we need to get to church more often, holding a large cross that sits on our fireplace mantle,

"Dad, is this an anchor?"

3. To his mother, whom he adores:

"Mom, you make a good home for me."

4. To me, as he is stalling going to bed.

"Dad, dragons are not girls. They don't wear lipstick."